vagisodium:

more like abercrombie and bitch

laugh-addict:

lunaticphan:

So my driving instructor texted me, and I was walking so I just typed ‘Ok’ and hit send and then I looked at it and was like WHAT

But as it turns out, my friends are entirely responsible for turning ‘Ok’ into a shortcut. 

Cry

• Calls grocery store.....
• Me:Do you have cotton balls?
• Worker:Yes.
• Me:Does it tickle when you walk?
• Worker:*Hangs up*

muffinmachine:

My grandpa got his first spam email and he called the police

ireallydunnowhyitssuchabigdildo:

hearing someone say “marina and the diamonds” in public

thed3vilssmile:

what most people think being gay is:

• having a higher/lower voice for your gender
• acting more femine/masculine
• wanting to be more like the opposite gender
• being rude
• teaching children how to be gay
• setting a bad example
• ruining good family values

what being gay really is

• liking the same gender as you

svveetlemonade:

mfandcjforever:

svveetlemonade:

i wish i lost weight as fast as i lose motivation 

i agree bethany

who the fuck is bethany

pertlattimers:

trying to remember my old passwords more like

see-you-in-london:

futuregroupie:

a disney movie where the princess meets her prince online

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